Leaving the day after tomorrow but I’m ready nowwwww

Leaving the day after tomorrow but I’m ready nowwwww

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

@spottedflowers

I’m having a party on the 1st (that I just invited you to) but idk about my actual birthday

Might go to dinner??? Might go out??? Who knows

@spottedflowers

I’m having a party on the 1st (that I just invited you to) but idk about my actual birthday

Might go to dinner??? Might go out??? Who knows

It’s my birthday in exactly a week!! :^)

legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

Go to rite aid to get rubber bands, walk out with hair dye, earrings, nail polish, two lipsticks, and rubber bands. I’m such an impulse shopper ;n;

Idk when I turned into romantic trash but weddings are so pretty I wanna get married now but not have any commitment. I’m gonna marry myself. Excellent.

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM